the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
you know whats fucking scary? the fact that i could literally change my life at any moment. i could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. i could kiss whoever i want. i could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. nothing is stopping me. the entire world is in my hands, and i have no idea what to do with it.