jaredmayfire:

if we’re dating i will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

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harryedward:

everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because i do not care

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larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

i don’t want to go to college but i also don’t want to NOT go to college

what i really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and i don’t want to die either

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

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missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

if they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

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blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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teutoniic:

un-toxicated:

finnharriesdick:

kissnecks:

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?

not in america…

what

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untexting:

i want to have the cutest relationship with you.

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personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because i know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

omfg

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ultimate-doctor-who-fan:

astrostonersexgoddess:

acid-bubble-gum:

i honestly don’t care if a girl doesn’t shave her legs.. i mean i’m a guy and most of the time i’m way too lazy to shave my face, i can’t imagine having to shave my legs, you ladies are impressive

these are the types of guys we need

 i think i’m in love

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